Cynthia Style

In Washington DC today, throngs of barbers, colorists, stylists and coiffeurs, marched on the Capital in response the statement by Cynthia McKinney that she intended to inform the Capital Police every time she changed her hairstyle.


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“I’m not sure who is advising her, but that thing on her head is not a hair style.” Said Antonio Brutus of KraftKuts in Newark, NJ. “I heard that she hit a cop or something, but if I was her, I’d be bitch-slapping whoever runs her salon. Did you see that mop? Girl… that thing looks like somebody chewed on badger and stuck it on her head!”

The crowd remained peaceful and no incidents of violence were reported. Capital police lieutenant George Marcus said to a crowd of reporters, “As protesters go, these were the best dressed and best mannered I’ve ever seen. They didn’t stink like most of the hippies and they weren’t nearly as unattractive as most of the feminists. We would welcome them back. Heck, I even got a coupon for a 20% discount at SuperCuts.”

The protestors marched from the Washington Monument to the Capital building and then all met up later for happy hour margaritas at Chili’s in Tyson’s Corner.